3年级水*的幽默英语小故事1 Teacher:Herearetwobirds,oneisaswallow,theotherissparrow.Nowwhocantelluswhichiswhich下面是小编为大家整理的3年级水*幽默英语小故事,菁选2篇（完整）,供大家参考。
3年级水*的幽默英语小故事1
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
两只鸟
老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗?
学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老师：请说说看。
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。
3年级水*的幽默英语小故事2
长官在婚礼上
A police stopped a motorist who was speeding on the street.
大街上的一个超速驾驶者被警察拦住了。
"But officer," the man said, "I can explain."
“但是*”这个人说道，“我可以解释的`”。
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I"m going to put you in jail until the chief gets back."
“保持安静”，警察突然说道。“我将把你送往监狱，直到长官回来。
"But , officer, I …."
“但是，警察，我……”。
"I said to keep quiet! You are going to jail!"
“我说过了保持安静，你要到监狱了。”
A few hours later, the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "You are lucky because the chief is at his daughter"s wedding. He"ll be in a good mood when he gets back."
几小时后，警察向监狱里看了看说道“算你运气好，因为我们的长官正在他女儿的婚礼上。他会带着一个愉快的心情回来的。”
"Are you sure?" answered the man in the cell. "I"m the groom."
“你确定”在牢房里的这个人说道。“我就是新郎呀”。
长官参加女儿的婚礼，长官心情肯定很好了，但是如果长官女儿的新郎被自己下属关进监狱了，那就不好说了。